February 2012
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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heyfunniest:
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
My views on sexuality
lulz-time:
If you’re gay, that’s cool
If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
If you’re asexual, that’s cool
If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
If you’re straight, that’s cool
If you’re not sure, that’s cool
If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
